molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

(via fuelingit)

wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

(via queenofwonderlandd)

dogerection:

send this to your crush with no context

(Source: yosvke-archive, via turn-to-a-newpage)

"we need our own show"

said every group of friends ever (via ohwaitok)

(via theprosandconsofbreathing)

tornrnypickles:

Freak people out in public restrooms by saying “come in” when they knock on the stall door

(via coffee-filters)

deucebasket:

for animals that apparently have an amazing sense of smell, dogs sure do sniff poop for a long time before realizing “oops this is turds my bad”

(via deucebasket)

tyleroakley:

Miley covered Outkast’s “Hey Ya” and it’s perfect.

(Source: tyleroakley)

slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

(Source: callmeoutbro, via coffee-filters)

partyon47th-street:

So we decided to re-create some New Girl photos…

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